Category: Let's talk
This kinda all started with AOB and her problems. Her boyfriend likes her sisters husband and passionatly kissed him. Tremaine is 6 months pregnant with his baby, she asked us what she should do! We helped her and a fee of $75 was charged! Well, now its your turn! As an introductary offer, we are offering free advise on your problems! Post them here and one of us will answer you! (This post is light harted and nothing should be taken seriously...all rights reserved James and Lizzy Grunshaw, 2005)! Enjoy!
I have a very tricky dilemma you see there is this aggressive poodle near us, who has started to attack children ..As a parent I'm deeply concerned and the plot thickened when his owner came to me, to ask if we could work together, to dispatch said dog without being caught.
Do I go ahead in the hope that she keeps schtum, or do I report her and risk a child being ripped to shreds, by this furry little psychopath.
Hey Goblin! My My, that really is a tricky situation! I've ben thinking long and hard and come up with the following 2 solutions!
1. You should work with the owner to calm the dog down, but you should try to work closer to the community also. The dog could be a powerful weapon to help scare the living daylights out of those "children" that break their ASBO's (Anti Social Behaviour Orders). Maybe those terrorising kids need to be terrorised by a dog!
2. You should report her and lock your children in a deep dark dungen for a while until all the fuss has died dwon.
I hope this helps!
unless of course the children are really unwanted, in that event just let the dog do its thing, then sue the owner afterwoods. that way you lose a kid and gain loads of cash! easy as taking candy from a poodle savaged baby. hmm
Yes Harp, that is a very good point! Thanks for the help!
my brother's uncles sister's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's sisters brothers fathers mothers daughters sisters brother is attracted to me. what do I do? do I go for it?
Grunshaw cheers I'll consider your advice very carefully..
rdfreak, well you obviously dont have any concerns, worries or anything to loose, so, why the fuck not, unless of course this guy is too young for you! lol!
well I'm worried that if we're related, it may get us into trouble?
Well Rachel, I checked through your long conplex relationshp thing and you are not related, it looses its relation at the Ex-Boyfriend part, so, go for it!
Yes Rachel! I agree with Grunshaw! You're not related, and if he's not too old or too young for you and the attraction is both ways, I say go for it!
oh yeah, I confused myself there! thanks for your help guys, you're tops! :) though I just found out that he had a daughter on the weekend and she's not mine! help! Lol